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Director: Evan Lee
Starring: Christopher Lee, Larry Justin
Runtime: 85 min
This film has it ALL! Drunk panty sniffers AND drunk Christopher Lee (looking like last nights party.) Loser druggy gang tortures a family, killing everyone but Dad who ends up in a coma. He ineptly tries to use the Occult for revenge and gets in way over his head... A rambling revenge movie oozing with weird 70s energy. The Hex enthusiastically approves! As if that weren't enough, Ed Wood makes what has to be his last cameo before leaving this mortal coil.
Quality: Good.
Download Hollywood Meatcleaver Massacre: avi video (697MB)
Director: Jerry London
Starring: Clint Walker, Carl Betz, Neville Brand, James Wainwright, James A. Watson Jr., Robert Urich
Based on (yet resembling not) a classic Theodore Sturgeon pulp story and with a mind bending-ly amazing Gil Melle score.....perhaps the Citizen Kane of Asteroid Possessed Bulldozer films....artfully brought to life by Vega$ thespian, Robert Urich!
Download Killdozer: avi video (898MB) iPod video (245MB)
aka One-Way Ticket to Hell
Director: Bamlet Lawrence Price Jr.
Starring: Barbara Marks, Kurt Martell, Robert A. Sherry, Bamlet Lawrence Price Jr.
Teenage...Devil...Dolls. An odd little slice of 50's teensploitation and drug paranoia. No dialog and amusing editing. Reefer and marital strife. Goofballs and goofy teenage bikers. Incredibly annoying high pitched squeling that apparently represents heroin withdrawal and Cassandra, our teenage devil doll, caught in the middle.
Download Teenage Devil Dolls: avi video (700MB) iPod video (283MB)
aka Hot Water
Director: Jim Hanley
Starring: Suzanne DeLaurentiis, Linda Singer, Jeremy Ratchford, Michael McKeever, Ken Roberts
Two big city prostitutes tire of pimp beatings and, naturally, decide to build a Marina in the backwoods complete with flashy speedboats. Well, you can Take the prostitute out of the big city, et all…the redneck harassment ensues immediately. These hicks are in WAY over their heads and quickly learn the bikini-gas-bomb hard way, if you know what we mean. A truly bizarre mix of I spit on Your Grave and Miami Vice.
Director Jim Hanley didn't direct another movie for 10 years. He returned in 95 with a miniseries about life as a 12 stepper…somehow not suprising.
UK
Director: Gerry O'Hara
Starring: Sarah Douglas, Julian Glover
This is another one, along with the Reincarnation of Peter Proud, that's a little hard for us to box into any of our hallowed Hex categories but neverthelss deserves to be seen...maybe we'll start a new category for psycholgical dramas featuring actresses that would later star in Superman: the Movie... Gerry O'Hara, who developed his chops on British TV serials such as the Avengers and Journey to the Unknown, captures stunning performances from Sarah Douglas (see also Hex favorite the People That Time Forgot) and Julian Glover. The Brute is a truly brutal portrait of domestic violence that is still gut wrenching today. There's a nice little touch of classic exploitation in the opening sequence as an "expert" sets up the film...and ok, we're also suckers for anything with white guys getting kicked in the nuts by black chicks.
Hong Kong
aka Chinese Superman, Jung-Gwok chiu-yan
What happens when the Shaw Bros take on Ultraman? Why Inframan, you mere mortals! Its Dope, Its Fly, and its all up in yer grill motherfuckers! Ultraman was already a lean mean action machine...but Inframan manages to boil that formula down even more - RESPECT! This shit is dynamite if you are into robo-supermen fighting monsters and domineering, oddly erotic alien Queens--we sure as hell are! Generally speaking the HEX is a real live and let live organization, but any kid who fancies themselves fans of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers should be forced to watch this movie Clockwork Orange style. Two Words: THUNDERBALL FISTS! Keep a keen eye out for the split crotch roundhouse! Simply Dynamite!
This film has been released on DVD. It is no longer available to download here but we highly recommend buying your own copy: The Super Inframan
Director: Berthold Bartosch
Writer: Frans Masereel
Music: Arthur Honegger
Mind bending subversive art film from Berthold Bartosch....where to begin? The Idea indeed......this set the bar for animation, music (first electronic score) and everything else while simultaneously deconstructing it.....We know we always say "just watch it!!!"....but seriously, JUST WATCH IT!!!
Director: John Moffitt
Starring: Tige Andrews, Belinda Balaski, Ann Doran
It's Disciple Request week here at the Hex and for this entry we are pleased to present Werewolf of Woodstock--an incredibly hard to find made for TV movie that aired only once. Please allow us to throw out a badge of honor for the member who requested such an absolutely awesome oddity. This Dick Clark produced mini-epic follows an uptight conservative asshole farmer named Bert (Tige Andrews from Mod Squad) from upstate New York. Boy does this guy hate EVERYTHING...especially damn dirty hippies! Irony hunts him down like a cobra at the zoo for small injured rodents, causing a lightening accident while he is dismantling the old Woodstock stage...we are dead serious...that turns him into a hippie Werewolf. You should probably just let that soak in for a minute...tons of dynamite, turned-on partying scenes and they are all dripping with a total Dark Shadows vibe. Ditto for the murders...this is one of the things that make you pause and just take inventory of the universe. Godspeed!
Download Werewolf of Woodstock: avi video (700MB) iPod video (331MB)
aka Esupai
Director: Jun Fukuda
Starring: Jimmy Shaw, Hiroshi Fujioka, Steve Green
TOHO dove right into the 70s with an 'everything-but-the-kitchen-sink' approach when they unleashed E.S.P.y. A pretty wild Mutant, Spy, SciFi, Psychedelic romp....Imagine James Bond...but both MI6 and Spectre are staffed by Scanners......yea, you should probably just watch it!
Download ESPY: avi video (1700MB) iPod video (1638MB)
