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The Mayans! Don't mess with the Mayan Gods, MAN! Ah-Puch! If the creative death scenes in this lesser known Italian horror flick don't convince you we don't know what will. And oh yeah...don't be such a misogynist prick either...that'll do you in for sure too.
Director: Walter Grauman
Starring: Dean Stockwell, Stefanie Powers, James Stacy, Tina Chen, Elliott Street
In our Punch-Cards are the new 100 Yotta-Byte Holocubes Dept, - Dean Stockwell fills the room with awkward, hinting at his evil off-kilter misfit role in The Dunwich Horror, playing an outcast computer genius with creepy accuracy....Speaking of creepy accuracy - thats this film in a nutshell. College kids use computers to engage in large scale identify theft.......and end up over their heads in a total self-aware artificial-intelligence nightmare. The technology is awesomely dated...and yet the themes are totally relevant.....have fun soaking it in and then check to make sure your apocalypse bunker is fully stocked!
Download Paper Man: avi video (1249MB) iPod video (1024MB)
Director: L. Scott Castillo Jr.
Starring: Tom Bongiorno, Stephanie Leigh Steel, Thomas Cue, Elisa R. Malinovitz
Ahhhhhhhhhh........Halloween! We are leading up to this momentous event with a series of classic video nasties - all with minuscule budgets, but hearts of gold. The kind of movies you used to find on the dusty back shelve of the slightly sketchy mom & pop video store….the kind you felt a little wrong AND right for watching!
First up? Satan's Blade - which manages to hit just about every psychotronic staple besides midgets. A mystical blade possesses bad people to kill. Whats even better? This honkin', white trash, home shopping channel mini-excaliber is lovingly placed on a tree in the woods by a satanic, red colored lady in the lake (well, person in the lake)! An eternal trap that no backwoods person can resist! Keep a special eye on the world's most awkward couch drinking sequence! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Download Satan's Blade: avi video (1144MB) iPod video (985MB)
One of the best industrial/educational shorts we have seen yet – look for more of these in the near future from our legendary film archive! The craftsmanship in this is amazing – definitely a between gigs job for some talented genre filmmakers…we imagine this film disturbed classroom kids in droves!
aka Lung Taam Daai Ngok
Director: Hon Gwok Choi
Starring: Siu Yuk Lung, Ku Feng, Jason Pai Piao, Lau Chi Wing
***IN CHINESE - NO SUBTITLES***
Another very interesting member request. Apparently this is the only thing Hon Gwok Choi ever directed but we're wondering if this is the same Hon Gwok Choi who starred in Hex and Hex after Hex...hurmmm. Anyway, since this film is in Chinese sans subtitles, we're only guessing here...Family Curse. A crocodile stunt show run by a nefarious Shaman. Lots of possessed sex. Lots more croc killing...a plot to breed possessed humans and crocs...hey, you got us...it was hard enough trying to nail down the release date on this...we had a blast watching it though, even if its weird vibe is off the scale precisely because we were pretty lost overall...this is why we have comments on the site!!! Fire away with those blank fillling posts Hex Disciples!!!
Download Crocodile Evil: avi video (683MB) iPod video (276MB)
Director: André Hunebelle
Starring: Jean Marais, Louis de Funès, Mylène Demongeot
Fantômas! The ultimate French anti-hero brought to the screen here in the first of three Fantômas films directed by André Hunebelle with Jean Marais in the dual lead role. Add equal doses of James Bond cool and classic American slaptstick and glue it all together with a heaping of French snot. Great fun!
Download Fantômas: avi video (699MB) iPod video (486MB)