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Cosmic Hex

Greetings Disciples of the HEX!!!!

Contained herein are peeks within the world of lost cinema...

Glimpses outside the suburban matrix of now. The films presented are in compressed digital formats ideal for viewing on computers, TVs or portable devices. Venture to the Help and About sections for detailed screeds.

Welcome and proceed with caution: High bandwidth and a sense of adventure are encouraged and highly recommended.

The site is now open to non members and most films are available to download for $3.95. Of course, if you become a member you'll get a much better deal (films as low as 50 cents) and other benefits. And if you just sign up now you'll get 1GB of FREE downloads to try before you subscribe.

A random selection...

Atragon The 9th Wonder Of The World - trailer

Rating: 2.3/5 (84 votes cast)

Atragon The 9th Wonder Of The World - trailer (1963)

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Rating: 2.6/5 (86 votes cast)

Maya (1989)

Director: Marcello Avallone

The Mayans! Don't mess with the Mayan Gods, MAN! Ah-Puch! If the creative death scenes in this lesser known Italian horror flick don't convince you we don't know what will. And oh yeah...don't be such a misogynist prick either...that'll do you in for sure too.

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Rating: 2.2/5 (100 votes cast)

Elves (1990)

Director: Jeffrey Mandel
Starring: Dan Haggerty, Julie Austin, Deanna Lund, Borah Silver

OK Droogies – pay close attention:

Christmas Movie. Dan Haggerty. Nazi Super-Elves.

‘Nuff Said.

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The Lost World - trailer

Rating: 2.6/5 (75 votes cast)

The Lost World - trailer (1960)

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Paper Man

Rating: 2.3/5 (101 votes cast)

Paper Man (1971)

Director: Walter Grauman
Starring: Dean Stockwell, Stefanie Powers, James Stacy, Tina Chen, Elliott Street

In our Punch-Cards are the new 100 Yotta-Byte Holocubes Dept, - Dean Stockwell fills the room with awkward, hinting at his evil off-kilter misfit role in The Dunwich Horror, playing an outcast computer genius with creepy accuracy....Speaking of creepy accuracy - thats this film in a nutshell. College kids use computers to engage in large scale identify theft.......and end up over their heads in a total self-aware artificial-intelligence nightmare. The technology is awesomely dated...and yet the themes are totally relevant.....have fun soaking it in and then check to make sure your apocalypse bunker is fully stocked!

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Satan's Blade

Rating: 2.4/5 (85 votes cast)

Satan's Blade (1984)

Director: L. Scott Castillo Jr.
Starring: Tom Bongiorno, Stephanie Leigh Steel, Thomas Cue, Elisa R. Malinovitz

Ahhhhhhhhhh........Halloween! We are leading up to this momentous event with a series of classic video nasties - all with minuscule budgets, but hearts of gold. The kind of movies you used to find on the dusty back shelve of the slightly sketchy mom & pop video store….the kind you felt a little wrong AND right for watching!

First up? Satan's Blade - which manages to hit just about every psychotronic staple besides midgets. A mystical blade possesses bad people to kill. Whats even better? This honkin', white trash, home shopping channel mini-excaliber is lovingly placed on a tree in the woods by a satanic, red colored lady in the lake (well, person in the lake)! An eternal trap that no backwoods person can resist! Keep a special eye on the world's most awkward couch drinking sequence! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods

Rating: 2.4/5 (89 votes cast)

William Shatner's Mysteries of the Gods (1976)

aka Botschaft der Götter
Directors: Harald Reinl, Charles Romine
Starring: William Shatner, Jeane Dixon, Harald Leipnitz

Shatner schools you on Ancient Astronauts. We'll just add, Psychedelic Warlords disappear in smoke...and that ain't no joke!

**We encourage true believers un-waivered by this shoddy telecine to visit our compound in SF and experience the real 16MM theatrical experience as it was meant to be - with pinball and bourbon!!!!

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The Eyes Have It

Rating: 2.5/5 (66 votes cast)

The Eyes Have It (1970)

Runtime: 10 min

One of the best industrial/educational shorts we have seen yet – look for more of these in the near future from our legendary film archive! The craftsmanship in this is amazing – definitely a between gigs job for some talented genre filmmakers…we imagine this film disturbed classroom kids in droves!

Quality: fair

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Crocodile Evil

Rating: 2.3/5 (78 votes cast)

Crocodile Evil (1985)

Hong Kong
aka Lung Taam Daai Ngok
Director: Hon Gwok Choi
Starring: Siu Yuk Lung, Ku Feng, Jason Pai Piao, Lau Chi Wing


Another very interesting member request. Apparently this is the only thing Hon Gwok Choi ever directed but we're wondering if this is the same Hon Gwok Choi who starred in Hex and Hex after Hex...hurmmm. Anyway, since this film is in Chinese sans subtitles, we're only guessing here...Family Curse. A crocodile stunt show run by a nefarious Shaman. Lots of possessed sex. Lots more croc killing...a plot to breed possessed humans and crocs...hey, you got was hard enough trying to nail down the release date on this...we had a blast watching it though, even if its weird vibe is off the scale precisely because we were pretty lost overall...this is why we have comments on the site!!! Fire away with those blank fillling posts Hex Disciples!!!

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Rating: 2.5/5 (106 votes cast)

Fantômas (1964)

Director: André Hunebelle
Starring: Jean Marais, Louis de Funès, Mylène Demongeot

Fantômas! The ultimate French anti-hero brought to the screen here in the first of three Fantômas films directed by André Hunebelle with Jean Marais in the dual lead role. Add equal doses of James Bond cool and classic American slaptstick and glue it all together with a heaping of French snot. Great fun!

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