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Greetings Disciples of the HEX!!!!

Contained herein are peeks within the world of lost cinema...

Glimpses outside the suburban matrix of now. The films presented are in compressed digital formats ideal for viewing on computers, TVs or portable devices. Venture to the Help and About sections for detailed screeds.

Welcome and proceed with caution: High bandwidth and a sense of adventure are encouraged and highly recommended.

A random selection...


The Sisterhood

Rating: 2.4/5 (101 votes cast)

The Sisterhood (1988)

Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Starring: Rebecca Holden, Chuck Wagner, Lynn-Holly Johnson, Barbara Patrick

Well, the ultimate amalgamation of every 80's Italian and American genre film...and we mean it. Road Warrior CHECK. BeastMaster CHECK. Sword and the Sorcerer, Warriors of the Wasteland, The Legend of Billie Jean, Escape From NY, Conan, Bloodfist, American Ninja, Solid Gold, Pirates, Spacehunter, Ghostbusters... OK, scratch that last one but you get the drift... TeeVee staple Rebecca Holden stars with Bond jailbait Lynn-Holly Johnson and......Chuck Wagner, to bring you an epic post nuclear holocaust women's lib pic...and the liberation couldn't come quick enough! The apocalypse has caused all women to be the enslaved sex toys of some apparent Alpha mutation of all men. Maybe they just didn't mention the city of bald, ineffectual accountants.... Enter the super powered band of kick ass She-Warriors The Sisterhood! Men get theirs, laser beams eyes are unleashed, Machine Gun vs Sword fighting, Dune Buggy Fu, a matriarchal god WE LOVE IT! Truly epic and worth your time! The perfect companion to Yor: Hunter from the Future.

Download The Sisterhood: avi video (682MB)
iPod video (248MB)

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Planets Against Us

Rating: 2.4/5 (100 votes cast)

Planets Against Us (1962)

Italy
aka I Pianeti Contro di Noi, Planets Around Us, Hands of a Killer, The Man with the Yellow Eyes
Director: Romano Ferrara
Starring: Michel Lemoine, Maria Pia Luzi, Jany Clair, Marco Guglielmi, Otello Toso, Peter Dane

Straight from Italy: another groovy groovy 60's human duplicate alien invasion pic. This time aliens select a random airplane crash survivor --who happens to be the son of a famous scientist--and stamp out (literally) a pre-invasion force of cyborgs based on his image. Lead cyborg Bronco (EuroTrash hero Michel Lemoine) tries to integrate himself into society to...well, uhh...do pre-invasion stuff... YOU know! Creepy Bronco doesn't fit in at all and so, naturally, falls right into the hip young urban professional party scene! Mod scenery, wild parties and a slow as molasses plot that really adds an ominous creepy quality to the film. We couldn't stop thinking of this as the evil version of The Day the Earth Stood Still. Planets Against Us also leant a lot of cues to the off kilter film No Survivors Please. In the 60s, alien duplicates always seem to develop a soft spot for the human condition. One can't help but wonder what they would think of us now--wow, maybe that question just answered itself...

Download Planets Against Us: avi video (780MB)
iPod video (284MB)

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Night of the Witches

Rating: 2.4/5 (33 votes cast)

Night of the Witches (1971)

Director: Keith Larsen
Starring: Keith Larsen, Randy Stafford, Ronald Taft, Kathryn Loder

A whole lotta Blood Orgy of the She Devils and a little bit Simon, King of the Witches. Picture Ted V.Mikels and Brad Grinter (Blood Freak) making out on a tiger rug in front of a roaring fireplace and waking up with this screenplay on the Milo Baughman coffee table....except they left the TV on and Albert Viola's Preacherman came on at 4:30am and seeped into their dreams. Yea, its like that, and whats not to love? A con man stumbles onto a witch commune in this odd 1971 psychedelic mishmash that feels slightly out of sync with time and space. Witches with conch shells, drafting compasses and interpretive dance covens! Stick with it and you will be richly rewarded with some juicy ritualistic slices of absolute groovy far-fucking-out!

Download Night of the Witches: avi video (949MB)
iPod video (895MB)

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Journey to the Unknown -

Rating: 2.2/5 (109 votes cast)

Journey to the Unknown - "The Indian Spirit Guide" (1968)

British Television
Co-produced by Hammer Films
Starring: Julie Harris, Tom Adams, Tracy Reed, Catherine Lacey
Runtime: 50 min

Another notable entry in Hammer's Journey to the Unknown TV series penned by Robert "Psycho" Bloch. A wealthy widow wishes to contact her dead husband and hires a cunning detective to help root out counterfeit clairvoyants. Did we mention how much we love the title sequence in this series? Yeah.

Download Journey to the Unknown - "The Indian Spirit Guide": avi video (611MB)

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The Name of the Game

Rating: 2.4/5 (100 votes cast)

The Name of the Game "LA 2017" (1971)

Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Gene Barry, Barry Sullivan, Edmond O'Brien, Severn Darden, Paul Stewart

Wow........early Spielberg.....UNIVERSAL days.....Mega anti-corporate. Mega AWESOME!!! The ancient hippy rock band was what was sorely missing from Logan's Run....This is rare in the perfect sense. Enjoy!

Download The Name of the Game "LA 2017": avi video (698MB)
iPod video (255MB)

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Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs

Rating: 2.3/5 (120 votes cast)

Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs (1966)

Italy
aka Spie vengono dal semifreddo, Dr. Goldfoot and the 'S' Bombs, The Spy Came from the Semi-Cold
Director: Mario Bava
Starring: Vincent Price, Fabian, Franco Franchi, Ciccio Ingrassia

What happens when legendary Italian director Mario Bava gets his big US break helming a sequel to a weird, not-so-successful-in-the-US Vincent Price sex comedy? Another realm Bava pioneered we suppose - the one of shit hot foreign directosr being sucked into the US film industry (Girlbombs was spec'd and financed by AIP although it was shot in Italy) only to be attached to some craven sequel or remake - a cycle thats practically de riguer these days. Nonetheless, this film was wiped off the map for being too weird by studio standards....and although many consider it to be Bava's 'worst' film, we beg to differ.....it would seem there is a lot of subversion going on here that made people a little nervous.......lots of Generals being assassinated so Price can ultimately wage WWIII all wedged and shoe-horned in between a wacky euro-sex farce....yea, you gotta see it!

Download Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs: avi video (1085MB)
iPod video (925MB)

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Werewolf -

Rating: 2.7/5 (106 votes cast)

Werewolf - "The Black Ship" (1987)

TV Series

Eric is captured by one of Skorzeny's old friends and must find a way to escape before Skorzeny comes for him.

Download Werewolf - "The Black Ship": avi video (233MB)

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The Mysterians - trailer

Rating: 2.4/5 (112 votes cast)

The Mysterians - trailer (1957)

Download The Mysterians - trailer: avi video (12MB)

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Quark - May the Source Be with You

Rating: 2.5/5 (111 votes cast)

Quark - May the Source Be with You (1978)

Created by Buck Henry
Starring: Richard Benjamin, the Barnstable Twins, Conrad Janis

More spaced out hijinks as Adam Quark, the Betty Twins, Otto Palindrom, Andy the Robot, the Head and the rest of the United Galactic Sanitation Patrol crew battle the evil Gorgons.

This film has been released on DVD or otherwise. It is no longer available to download here but we highly recommend buying your own copy: Quark - The Complete Series


Night of the Lepus - trailer

Rating: 2.2/5 (104 votes cast)

Night of the Lepus - trailer (1972)

Download Night of the Lepus - trailer: avi video (18MB)

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