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Greetings Disciples of the HEX!!!!

Contained herein are peeks within the world of lost cinema...

Glimpses outside the suburban matrix of now. The films presented are in compressed digital formats ideal for viewing on computers, TVs or portable devices. Venture to the Help and About sections for detailed screeds.

Welcome and proceed with caution: High bandwidth and a sense of adventure are encouraged and highly recommended.

The site is now open to non members and most films are available to download for $3.95. Of course, if you become a member you'll get a much better deal (films as low as 50 cents) and other benefits. And if you just sign up now you'll get 1GB of FREE downloads to try before you subscribe.

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Firepower

Rating: 2.5/5 (72 votes cast)

Firepower (1979)

Director: Michael Winner
Starring: Sophia Loren, James Coburn, O.J. Simpson, Eli Wallach, Anthony Franciosa, Billy Barty

Firepower is a drinking game. Each time something explodes or bursts into flames you must take a shot...ten minutes in...you're WASTED!!! This is a rare Michael Winner 70's effort with no Bronson in sight. The ultimate replacement recipe equals James Coburn, O.J. Simpson and Billy Barty. What arises is arguably the last bad ass Coburn role and the completion of the O.J. holy trinity which began with The Klansman and Capricorn One. Enter at your own risk...full bottle recommended.

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Homebodies

Rating: 2.3/5 (66 votes cast)

Homebodies (1974)

Director: Larry Yust
Douglas Fowley, Ruth McDevitt, Frances Fuller, Ian Wolfe

Through an afghan darkly...a delightful little yarn about a really nice group of senior tenants. Sure, they seem content and quiet enough...but when their cozy apartment building is threatened by the construction of a new skyscraper this octogenarian crew just might muster up enough gumption and moxie to stick-it-to-the-man and stay put in their homes no matter what the cost!

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Alice in Acidland

Rating: 2.5/5 (101 votes cast)

Alice in Acidland (1968)

aka Alice Goes to Acidland
Director: John Donne
Starring: Colleen Murphy, Buxx Banner, Patty Roberts

Well, it sure seems like a long time since we posted any acid films.....Lo-and-behold!!!! The wildest, swingin' nudie cutie we have ever seen! Not only that, but the most 'naked' example of the sexploitation as scare film - so the squares can justify getting a little kinky too! This one starts off as your standard N.C. but with acid and pot standing in for the booze......then it switches from B&W to color and the shenanigans really kick into 'high' gear!!!! Its well made, clever, sexy as hell...and a Swiftian tribute to Charles Dodgson in the vaguest of ways (at least in our minds)!

While we are on the subject - we HIGHLY recommend Anna Biller's genius swingin' 60s tribute - Viva (Unrated Edition). You will never find a more detailed love letter to the genre....

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Amok Train

Rating: 2.2/5 (83 votes cast)

Amok Train (1989)

aka Beyond the Door III
Director: Jeff Kwitny
Starring: Mary Kohnert, Bo Svenson, Victoria Zinny, Savina Gersak

Ok, I've got another idea for ya...so, there's this chick and her friends make fun of her cuz she's still a virgin, right? And she goes on this school trip to some Eastern European village, like Bulgaria or something maybe, only its a trap cuz the villagers are Satanists and they need to sacrifice a virgin to bring Satan to life! Get it? So, she needs to lose her virginity to save the world! Awesome, huh? Ok, and then there's this train, right? And its just totally running amok! I wanna call it Amok Train...either that or Beyond the Door III, I can't decide...are you still with me? ...hello? ...hey, where'd everbody go?

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Return of the Fly - trailer

Rating: 2.2/5 (70 votes cast)

Return of the Fly - trailer (1959)

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Reptilicus - trailer

Rating: 2.5/5 (70 votes cast)

Reptilicus - trailer (1961)

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Fantastic Voyage - trailer

Rating: 2.1/5 (69 votes cast)

Fantastic Voyage - trailer (1966)

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Yog: Monster from Space - trailer

Rating: 2.8/5 (55 votes cast)

Yog: Monster from Space - trailer (1970)

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At the Earth's Core - trailer

Rating: 2.3/5 (74 votes cast)

At the Earth's Core - trailer (1976)

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Hollywood Meatcleaver Massacre

Rating: 2.2/5 (63 votes cast)

Hollywood Meatcleaver Massacre (1977)

Director: Evan Lee
Starring: Christopher Lee, Larry Justin
Runtime: 85 min

This film has it ALL! Drunk panty sniffers AND drunk Christopher Lee (looking like last nights party.) Loser druggy gang tortures a family, killing everyone but Dad who ends up in a coma. He ineptly tries to use the Occult for revenge and gets in way over his head... A rambling revenge movie oozing with weird 70s energy. The Hex enthusiastically approves! As if that weren't enough, Ed Wood makes what has to be his last cameo before leaving this mortal coil.

Quality: Good.

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