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Contained herein are peeks within the world of lost cinema. Glimpses outside the suburban matrix of now. The films presented are in compressed digital formats ideal for viewing on computers, TVs or portable devices. Venture to the Help and About sections for detailed screeds.

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This is just the beginning, Oh Disciples of the HEX.....

A RANDOM SELECTION!

Fantastic Voyage - trailer (1966)

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The Great Houdini (1976)

Director: Melville Shavelson
Starring: Paul Michael Glaser, Sally Struthers, Adrienne Barbeau, Bill Bixby, Peter Cushing

More lost TeeVee action here at the Hex. A Houdini biopic starring Adrienne Barbeau, Paul Michael Glaser, Bill Bixby and Sally Struthers and....Peter Cushing as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle......just wow. This movie set off an epidemic of school children brutally punching each other in the stomach the day after it originally aired! Not as much mysticism as we would have liked but a fun find nonetheless. Have fun with this very hard to find lost gem! "Speak in Yiddish so I know it’s you!!!!"

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Impulse (1974)

aka I Love to Kill, Want a Ride, Little Girl?
Director: William Grefe
Starring: William Shatner, Ruth Roman, Jennifer Bishop, Kim Nicholas, James Dobson, Harold Sakata

This is the Pinnacle...the Epoch...the Zenith of William Shatner cocaine excess. While no actual snow gets hoovered onscreen, it’s quite apparent that the coke influence permeated every corner of this cinematic gem. A 70's update of Night of the Hunter sans religious overtones--Shatner delivers a completely unhinged performance as Matt Stone that seriously defies description. His damaged childhood paves the path to an adult lothario preying on rich widows...and what would have been a pretty standard and well made thriller is transformed into a complete classic by Shatner. You will never hear the term ‘dog food’ or see balloons again without laughing a little...just a little...mommy? Are you there?

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Kitty Cleans Up (1949)

This film uses a child's curiosity about animals to convey its messages. Young Helen learns that she cleans herself just like her cat Kitty does. Unfortunately, Helen doesn't pick up on the fact the Kitty doesn't like to be groped by a room full of grimy school children. Films featuring animals and young children are usually as torturous to watch, as they were to make.

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Force: Five (1981)

Director: Robert Clouse
Starring: Joe Lewis, Bong Soo Han, Sonny Barnes, Richard Norton

Director Robert Clouse - who would later go on to shake the pillars of cinema with GYMKATA - lays his trademark groundwork for tightly plotted, well-acted, deep, original, though-provoking narratives with Force: Five! Martial arts experts/religious fanatics go to some island to rescue somebody's very rich daughter from some other religious fanatics who are comprised of....wait for it......an army of martial arts experts! Funny how that always works out.

Seriously though, as far as hilarious, nonsensical, non-wire work American martial arts films goes....this is non stop fun that can't be beat.....besides religious fanatics are always creepy and this film's strange open ending is really, well, something.....who does win in a battle of religious fanatics? It's hard to really draw a bead on where the filmmakers were really coming from on this one and that's just part of its creepy, cheezy charm! These movies were seemingly churned out more than all the Nurse, Doberman and Women's Prison films combined!

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Kilink Istanbul'da (1967)

Turkey
aka Killing in Istanbul
Director: Yilmaz Atadeniz
Starring: Irfan Atasoy, Pervin Par, Yildirim Gencer, Suzan Avci

This is just crazy, crazy trash at its purest and most beautiful....the movie that kick started Turkish cinema and spawned 10(!!!!) sequels mashes up everything under the kitchen sink - Diabolik, Superman, James Bond, Greek gods, just to name a few - and puts a nice sleazy bow right on top! Go ahead! Feel it!!! Presented with full english subtitles!

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The Sisterhood (1988)

Director: Cirio H. Santiago
Starring: Rebecca Holden, Chuck Wagner, Lynn-Holly Johnson, Barbara Patrick

Well, the ultimate amalgamation of every 80's Italian and American genre film...and we mean it. Road Warrior – CHECK. BeastMaster – CHECK. Sword and the Sorcerer, Warriors of the Wasteland, The Legend of Billie Jean, Escape From NY, Conan, Bloodfist, American Ninja, Solid Gold, Pirates, Spacehunter, Ghostbusters... OK, scratch that last one but you get the drift... TeeVee staple Rebecca Holden stars with Bond jailbait Lynn-Holly Johnson and......Chuck Wagner, to bring you an epic post nuclear holocaust women's lib pic...and the liberation couldn't come quick enough! The apocalypse has caused all women to be the enslaved sex toys of some apparent Alpha mutation of all men. Maybe they just didn't mention the city of bald, ineffectual accountants.... Enter the super powered band of kick ass She-Warriors – The Sisterhood! Men get theirs, laser beams eyes are unleashed, Machine Gun vs Sword fighting, Dune Buggy Fu, a matriarchal god – WE LOVE IT! Truly epic and worth your time! The perfect companion to Yor: Hunter from the Future.

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Varan the Unbelievable - trailer (1962)

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Monster from Green Hell - trailer (1958)

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The Class Reunion Massacre (1978)

aka The Redeemer: Son of Satan!
Director: Constantine S. Gochis
Starring: Damien Knight, Jeanetta Arnette

Fuck class reunions. The bridge between the 70s and the 80s was a hard worn path not completed by many films. The three Ps - Party Sex, Performance Art and Pestilent Satanism sail this one right over the void. This movie fucking earns it’s A+ with honors...somebody call the Devil’s Rejects and tell them that Don Coscarelli’s bus already left. Fucking Awesome!

Quality: good

Dedicated to Thorgeir Gudmundsson

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